Fashion… For All Who Live

In a blogging world dominated by fashion for people, I alone dare to ask what about the felines of the world? What about little hats for gerbils, and a bow tie for my boa? What’s in right now for my lemur and how do I make it look sexy? Is it wrong for my cow to wear leather? Morally yes… Fashionably, très Chique!

It’s difficult being told what to wear and how to wear it all the time, so start pressuring your dog* instead. You will be pleasantly surprised to see how much a simple neck tie can make the difference between your neighborhood children’s leg humper

Don't let him anywhere near your niece

To….

Well not much better, he probably left the realm of humping children’s legs and has moved on to strippers now.

 

Share passion, share looks, share joy with our living friends. Spring is around the corner, and as everyone knows, natural selection favors animals that can wear slacks the best.

 

*Or whatever living creature you chose to foster, hell, a live medium of bacterial cells in agar could sport a mean set of stilettos, if you know what I’m sayin’.

 

 

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